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sipping on a surge soda green like yoda

i guess i will be using my tumblr more frequently

i have linked ytcracker.com and tumblr so this will now be the jumpoff for my inane ramblings.  i also disabled the auto sign-in to chat on my website, so to hear the nostalgic dialup and AOL connection screen, you will need to actually double click on chat like some kind of barbarian.

i should be announcing more performance dates soon and i am working on finally getting some villains together to bang out my next “commercial” album.  when it is complete, i still encourage stealing it, because stealing is fun.

i strongly dislike dianne feinstein.

sxsw 2011 showcase

lots of nerdyness.

Tuesday March 15th 2011

Flamingo Cantina
Nerdcore
1:15 a.m. - 1:45 a.m. - ytcracker
12:30 a.m. - 1:00 a.m. - MC Frontalot
12:00 a.m. - 12:20 a.m. - Schaffer
11;30 p.m. - 11:50 p.m. - More or Les
11:00 p.m. - 11:20 p.m. - Jesse Dangerously
10:30 p.m. - 10:50 p.m. - Timbuktu
10:00 p.m. - 10:20 p.m. - Ghettosocks
9:30 p.m. - 9:50 p.m. - Wordburglar
9:00 p.m. - 9:20 p.m. - Random
8:30 p.m. - 8:50 p.m. - Dual Core
8:00 p.m. - 8:20 p.m. - Thought Criminals

http://www.ytcracker.com/v2011 will magically mirror this post like a boss.

basedworm asked: I just read your ramblings and the e-mail within about your music literally turning lives around. I have to say that I feel the same way as him. You're easily the most listened to artist on my shit and it's because you're the realest rapper in the world. Whenever I have life to deal with, you're typically the very first artist I turn to because you seem to get that life happens, but you're also stronger than it and have to overcome it just like anything else. I had a break-up recently too, and it’s proven to be a little hard on me, more than I’d probably care to admit. All the shit you have to say helps almost instantly, and I’ve listened to you for over four years. Your music tells stories that you've been to the bottom only to rise back up to the top to shine light on all the little whodis and nurgas that follow you with unrelenting love and devotion. There's definitely some genuine hope within your music. Songs that exhibit this the most are ones like nerd ambition and brain dump, some of my personal favorites of your catalog.

Also, speaking as a fellow Loloradoan, you rep this state harder than anyone else I've ever known. The 303, 720 and 719 all deserve to know you as one of their own instead of bands like 3OH!3. We're all happy that you're repping us, the nerds, as hard as you possibly can. So, I think I speak for a lot of people when I say that we appreciate your work so much and always look forward to what you're going to do next, man. It gives a lot of people something to turn to, almost like a friend. It’s like depression doesn’t exist when YTCracker does, and there can only be one.

You're a true DG and nerd; you need sainthood from the spam god for sure. I hope I can meet you one day so I can shake your goddamn hand, sir.

Loyal fan,

David (Superior, CO)

thank you so much for the letter - it is letters like these that keep me inspired to keep making music

i love sharing the hardships and softships of nerd life through music and as long as people are listening, i will keep producing

we definitely have to meet and shake hands some day soon

<3,

bryce

ramblings of a science darkly

I saw something on reddit today about using proper capitalization. Fuck that.

anyway, i am a science darkly chilling in nerdcore stickam upgrading my server on some open source science when i realize damn isn’t open source the bomb seriously mad whodis just like “shit i’m going to contribute to some boss ass shit y’all use and don’t even realize” oh yea easy apache you got me yea you got me sup php you got me you got me yea whodi you got me i do this while listening to “every day i’m hustlin’” dubstep remix like “yo these whodis is hustlin’ but they ain’t doing it for the cream they doing it for the science - THE SCIENCE”

man that’s how i feel about music

all ye rappers understand that we out here just hustlin’ but you don’t have to hustle for cheddar just hustle for the love of a whodi, you feel me?

we are changing LIVES mang - i got me an email today let me holler at some cut and paste -

"Hey, YTC, just wanted to say… thanks bro for all that you do man. I’ve been fightin depression since i found my ex is a cheating whore (lol girls srs biz); and well— the only thing that keeps me goin some times is to just chill out and listen to your music. Shit is so inspiring, nerd’s own the planet. Words are a motherfucker, ya know, say the right thing when a person is hurtin’ and Dude shit gets fixed. So yea man, just wanted to say. I’m probably one of your biggest canadian fan’s and I love what you do. thanks man"

yea fuck you haters fork() you haters double you triple you i will murder ye in my brainspace

edgar allen poe allen ginsberg ye dark scientists knew what the world was holla at a whodi fmi FMI

mass tumblr social media integration

http://ytcracker.tumblr.com is approaching serious business levels of serosnez